And by wins I mean completely slaughters. Is it for a bet, an eat-this-much-and-your-meal-is-free buffet, a competitive eating alternate universe? Doesn't matter, although that last one does sound dope as hell. Her opponents could be whoever you want: Finn, Snap, Chewie, Phasma, Luke, Unkar Plutt, a fucking Hutt, anybody. Kylo Ren is a must because he needs his ass whooped in every way possible by her. The food could be hot dogs, pies, asparagus, watermelon, an entire stuffed and roasted bantha, anything.
I just wanna see Rey demolish the competition and an ungodly amount of food. You just know she's one of those tiny people who can out-eat people thrice her size and inexplicably stay thin as a rail. Let her assert her bottomless-abyss-for-a-stomach dominance.
+Poe and BB-8 cheer her on and have puke buckets ready and on hand just in case. ++There could be a cash prize, but really all Rey cared about was bragging rights and free food. +++Poe and Finn take her back to their room to give her bellyrubs, praise, and Space Tums.
Gen or Jedistormpilot; Rey Wins an Eating Contest
I just wanna see Rey demolish the competition and an ungodly amount of food. You just know she's one of those tiny people who can out-eat people thrice her size and inexplicably stay thin as a rail. Let her assert her bottomless-abyss-for-a-stomach dominance.
+Poe and BB-8 cheer her on and have puke buckets ready and on hand just in case.
++There could be a cash prize, but really all Rey cared about was bragging rights and free food.
+++Poe and Finn take her back to their room to give her bellyrubs, praise, and Space Tums.