Leia, looking sadly at Rey the Scavenger, her magical lamp Finn, and her magical carpet Poe, then Prince Ben: ♫ Listen to me son. I know you are in the cusp of youth! I know the wild world outside doth so amuse! But son, don't be seduced by adventure!
Leia, pointing at Han Solo: ♫ Or you’ll end up with a nerf-herder! Who might sweep you off on magical falcon rides, but can’t help balance your kingdom’s spreadsheets even if they tried!
♫ Why son I was a young Princess just like you! With my head up in a cloud and my heart afloat! But all Princesses must one day grow, and their kingdom’s burden a shackle too heavy to lift by their own selves.
(Ben: Hey!) (Hux: Oh Ben do listen to your Mother. She is never wrong.)
Leia, suddenly pointing at Hux: ♫ So son see here is a better match, who will plan your day and collect your tax, who will help you weather sun and rain, and allow you to relax. Who will deal with all the embassies, and frighten all your enemies…
(Hux: I thought I already do all that.) (Han Solo: Hey but then you can do our boy as well, once you are married. I thought you two were into that.) (Hux: wisely keeps his mouth shut.) (Ben: Dad!)
♫ … and come up with plans to train your army, and the harvests he will tally!
Rey: Eh excuse me, we were actually looking for the grand Vizier Hux, for we’ve heard he may be able to change the marriage laws, so my lamp and carpet and I could enter into a 3-way marriage…
Leia: Oh. Oh in that case. Hux dear, they are all yours. And do propose to my Ben sometime before the next harvest moon. He’s been of age for well, ages!
The Queen's Wisdom Song
Leia, pointing at Han Solo: ♫ Or you’ll end up with a nerf-herder! Who might sweep you off on magical falcon rides, but can’t help balance your kingdom’s spreadsheets even if they tried!
♫ Why son I was a young Princess just like you! With my head up in a cloud and my heart afloat! But all Princesses must one day grow, and their kingdom’s burden a shackle too heavy to lift by their own selves.
(Ben: Hey!)
(Hux: Oh Ben do listen to your Mother. She is never wrong.)
Leia, suddenly pointing at Hux: ♫ So son see here is a better match, who will plan your day and collect your tax, who will help you weather sun and rain, and allow you to relax. Who will deal with all the embassies, and frighten all your enemies…
(Hux: I thought I already do all that.)
(Han Solo: Hey but then you can do our boy as well, once you are married. I thought you two were into that.)
(Hux: wisely keeps his mouth shut.)
(Ben: Dad!)
♫ … and come up with plans to train your army, and the harvests he will tally!
Rey: Eh excuse me, we were actually looking for the grand Vizier Hux, for we’ve heard he may be able to change the marriage laws, so my lamp and carpet and I could enter into a 3-way marriage…
Leia: Oh. Oh in that case. Hux dear, they are all yours. And do propose to my Ben sometime before the next harvest moon. He’s been of age for well, ages!
Hux: Of course your majesty.
Ben: ////