Captain Phasma; cool, calm, collected, and writes the most perverted "short stories" you've ever read. Most of it is thinly disguised slash fiction of General Hux and Kylo Ren. It's pretty popular, though nobody knows she's the mystery author of such trash as "Fucked in the butt by Suneater", and the epic "Under the Ruins of a First Order Outpost".

+ Ren reads her mind and confronts her, only to end up being blackmailed into beta reading as "Matt the radar technician".
+ Hux keeps giving her the most depraved anonymous prompts, usually featuring "Commandant Hicks" getting fucked up by "Kyle Ten".
+ Phasma is considering if revealing her identity in order to take commissions is worth potentially being executed/reeducated.