First of all, thank you for that link anon, may you someday be rewarded with the rarepair smut of your dreams. Second of all, LMAO at the tags on that post. Third and finally: OMG THAT EXCERPT
I feel like Hux has been watching a lot of action holos, taking notes on the villain's mistakes. Like he's never gonna fall for that "enemy is presumed dead" nonsense. BRING HIM SKULLS. And I really truly feel like "skulls would be better" needs to be a stronger refrain in all future Hux works (Hux worx).
"This is the new First Order insignia, a bursting black star on a red backdrop. Strong, classic, menacing." "SKULLS WOULD BE BETTER"
"This is where I keep the ashes of my enemies." "SKULLS WOULD BE BETTER"
"This is my gift to you, General." "SKULLS WOULD BE BETTER" "You didn't even unwrap the box--" "IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN SKULLS SO IDC"
"Choke on my dick, Hux." "SKULLFUCKING WOULD BE BETTER"
"Order! Order in the court! I will ask again: General Hux, do you regret your actions?" "...I certainly do." *murmurs of surprise echo through the packed audience observing the war crimes tribunal* "Are you finally taking this seriously? You actually admit to your part in galactic genocide?" "...so many lives lost, obliterated so quickly..." "Oh gods. General, don't do it." "...I regret that so many should die without leaving a trace behind... "Do not say it." "...a coUPLE BILLION SKULLS WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER"
Re: GEN - Kylo, someone needs to chill.
I feel like Hux has been watching a lot of action holos, taking notes on the villain's mistakes. Like he's never gonna fall for that "enemy is presumed dead" nonsense. BRING HIM SKULLS. And I really truly feel like "skulls would be better" needs to be a stronger refrain in all future Hux works (Hux worx).
"This is the new First Order insignia, a bursting black star on a red backdrop. Strong, classic, menacing."
"SKULLS WOULD BE BETTER"
"This is where I keep the ashes of my enemies."
"SKULLS WOULD BE BETTER"
"This is my gift to you, General."
"SKULLS WOULD BE BETTER"
"You didn't even unwrap the box--"
"IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN SKULLS SO IDC"
"Choke on my dick, Hux."
"SKULLFUCKING WOULD BE BETTER"
"Order! Order in the court! I will ask again: General Hux, do you regret your actions?"
"...I certainly do."
*murmurs of surprise echo through the packed audience observing the war crimes tribunal*
"Are you finally taking this seriously? You actually admit to your part in galactic genocide?"
"...so many lives lost, obliterated so quickly..."
"Oh gods. General, don't do it."
"...I regret that so many should die without leaving a trace behind...
"Do not say it."
"...a coUPLE BILLION SKULLS WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER"