I feel like ALL of Poe's texts would look thirsty because he uses the ;) emoticon too damn much (and because he's just flirty af and probably sexually attracted to high-risk bad ideas).
Poe texts: hey ;) hey hubby ;) the resistance will not be intimidated by u ;) hux u up?? ;) hux u dead?? ;) ;)?? [dick pic] Poe drunk texts: IM HORNY LET US BE WED ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Poe hungover texts: see u @ divorce court ;)
Whereas I think Hux only ever sends personal texts while drunk, only ever texts dumb threats, and only ever flirts after he messes up a threat deciding to just go with it because fffffuck it he's drunk.
Hux texts: Bow to the First Order, Commander Dameron Hux drunk texts: Im wanna fuk u *fuck **fuck u UP, shit I want to fuck you up like in a violent battle not sexually haha unless??? [dick pic] Hux hungover texts: 🔫🔫🔫
Re: Kylux, poss. past Hux/Poe, drunk Hux makes life choices
Poe texts:
hey ;)
hey hubby ;)
the resistance will not be intimidated by u ;)
hux u up?? ;)
hux u dead?? ;)
;)??
[dick pic]
Poe drunk texts:
IM HORNY LET US BE WED ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Poe hungover texts:
see u @ divorce court ;)
Whereas I think Hux only ever sends personal texts while drunk, only ever texts dumb threats, and only ever flirts after he messes up a threat deciding to just go with it because fffffuck it he's drunk.
Hux texts:
Bow to the First Order, Commander Dameron
Hux drunk texts:
Im wanna fuk u
*fuck
**fuck u UP, shit
I want to fuck you up
like in a violent battle
not sexually haha
unless???
[dick pic]
Hux hungover texts:
🔫🔫🔫