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Kylo Ren falls into the Mystical Spring of Drowned Cat during a mission.
He now turns into a cat when splashed with cold water, and turns back when splashed with hot water.

Millicent is in love. General Hux is torn between wanting to cuddle the cat and strangling Lord Ren.

Oh my god this is so perfect I could cry.

NICE LEGS
DAISY DUKES
MAKES A MAN GO
"keep it, it suits you"

As is the common trope, Kylo is an affection-starved, friendless mess who finally gets some relief and much needed socialization when he enters a relationship with Hux. Hux is the only one brave enough to speak with him like an equal, touch him, or even get near him. Kylo gets incredibly attached to him because of it.

Over time, the other Knights of Ren take cues from their master and get the memo: Hux will deal with them without fear and quench their thirst for interaction with another sentient being that isn't each other. They start craving his attention too (though not sexually or romantically like Kylo).

Basically Hux ends up surrounded not only by Kylo Ren, but by the various Knights of Ren too when they're around. It's like having seven huge and dangerous but grudgingly affectionate cats all vying for his time.

+ Kylo gets first dibs and other Knights have to back off when he wants Hux time. Hux isn't too happy with being negotiated about like a toy they have to share.

++ A scene where Hux is surrounded by all of them at the same time, possibly on his bed to boot, and starts wondering when and how this became his life.

YEEESSSSSSS sub!Hux. I have a burning need.

The Resistance accidentally captures General Hux's child without realizing it.

Optional:
- C-3PO strikes up an unlikely friendship with the little ginger kid with impeccable manners and a cute little ginger cat (Millicent Jr).
- Some amongst the Republic wishes to use the officer's children as leverage. Hux and Ren both assume they know who Hux Jr Jr is. Hux is not dealing well, heads will roll. The part of Ren that is still Ben Solo is so disappointed in the Republic.
- Hux Jr Jr conspires with other officer's children to escape.
- Lieutenant Mitaka's baby brother is a darkside cinnamon roll.

I want this so much. Hux/Leia is my number one guilty ship.

"now THERE'S a man who would break people to keep you safe. husband him now."

Kylo Ren finds out that he and General Hux are related.
And he thought he'd never accidentally kiss a family member like his lame Uncle Luke.

The Ghost of Anakin: Well grandson, technically you didn't kiss him, you f***ed him.
Kylo: GRANDPA!!!

No escape, no escape, no escape from the accidental incest curse!
(And he thought him and Rey were related! But nope no cute baby sister/cousin for you.)

I really, really love this - especially the 'he's still in love with her' part.

Go for it, anon!

That last bonus though... Mitaka talking through a scene about Hux. Fuck me sideways yes.

Yes, yes this please. Here for this prompt.

THE PILOTS' SLIDESHOW PRESENTATION IM SO FOR THIS. but seriously, everyone lowkey shipping stormpilot is my favorite thing ever.

thirded!

^ This! 2nd'd with the force of a star destroyer without breaks!

Hux lay on his thin carpet, and glares balefully at the snoring pile of Rens in his bed. They squished him off his own bed again.

Besides him on the floor, Kylo Ren snored, flopped over, and draped a heavy arm over the General.

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Stormtrooper 1: I've seen the Knights all enter the General's quarters again. What do you suppose they all do in there?
Stormtrooper 2: *writes smutty Knights of Ren + General Hux gangbang fanfiction furiously*

I want all of this, oh yes.

needles in your neck/and a knife in your back/makes the bloooood run down/makes the blooood run down/needles in your neck/and a knife in your back/makes the bloood run down/makes the bloooood run down-now cross your heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye, knives and blood will stain the floors and make me shoot the GUN!

((you point at each person in the group in rhythm, and on the GUN! you stop doing eeny-miny-mo and chose the person to be it with a finger gun you "shoot" them with. elementary school was fucked up))

Brendol Hux has been estranged from his wife for years. It's always been a loveless marriage, but before their son there had at least been sex. Now it's just two bitter people who can't stand each other existing in the same house, bound together by propriety and duty.

Neither of them have particular interest in their progeny; Brendol has not been abusive, per se, only distant and disinterested beyond making certain he has the right values instilled in him. Mrs. Hux knew her son would never really be hers, and didn't bother trying. What's the point of loving someone who is only going to end up a brute, a smaller, sharper version of her husband?

Hux is sent off to schooling, and when he visits home it's just perfunctory inquiries about his studies and a few vague attempts at familiarity. However, he worships the ground his father walks on, hangs off his every word, strives constantly for Brendol's approval. It's... gratifying.

Hux comes home before his first commission, only 18. He looks a great deal like his mother had, long ago. Pretty. And with this alluring desire to please.

+ hux is reluctant, but brendol drops a few threadbare praises and hux finds himself submitting
+ ashamed that he gets hard, even if it's just the stimulation, that his father notices
+ walks out of the office afterwards to find his mother sitting primly the next room over, knowing. ++ no comfort is offered.
+ ~~both his parents using him to get at each other~~

Instead of hating one another from the outset, Kylo Ren and General Hux fall in love at first sight.

...not a stately, dignified love, though. That would have been too easy on everyone else.

Instead, Ren and Hux fall into the over-dramatic, overkill-levels sappy love that is a bystander's worst nightmare. There are pet names. ('Sweetie-pie!' 'Honey-bunch!' 'My little cupcake!') There are overly dramatic confessions of their feelings. ('I have conquered this planet for the glory of the First Order, but I have had it renamed 'Hux's Heart' in honor of the warmest, kindest heart I have ever known!') There are gifts - oh, there are gifts of flowers and candy. ('...Sir, the 'troopers haven't been able to make it through the corridors today due to the huge drifts of pink petals'. 'Leave them in place, Captain.')

Basically, everyone on the Finalizer is rooting for these two maniacs to just FINISH WITH THE OVERLY CUTE DATES AND GO HAVE SEX ALREADY in the hopes that things get back to normal.

+ If the Resistance finds out about this. Han and Leia originally blame each other for Ben's skewed vision of 'Romance', before they realize that it was actually Chewie who gave Ben 'the Talk' as well as the 'How to Woo A Proper Mate' talk.

Is... Is this seriously a Ranma 1/2 prompt? Dude. Dude. Seconded!

A reactor leak on the Finalizer vaporises the entire crew. The ships computer freezes Kylo Ren's bacta tank in an effort to keep him in stasis until the radiation levels are safe. He wakes up 3 million years in the future on a ghost ship, with only a holographic General Hux (the highest-ranking crew member) and the space-crazy ships computer for company. That is, until they find Millicent's last surviving descendant (who was sealed safely in the General's quarters, and then into the uncontaminated holds). And C3P0, the indestructible, neurotic protocol droid.

Kylo doesn't have much in common with Lister, but I'd love to see him trying to work out what to do now that everyone is dead and any vengeance or galactic domination plans are thoroughly derailed, while holographic Hux bitches about being dead.

I am more surprised there hasn't been a Ranma 1/2 prompt. Unless I missed it?

Yes! I'm just imagining Hux trying to requisition a larger bed because he keeps getting shoved off and of course the powers that be, aka the off-site quartermaster and/or bureaucracy is giving him the "oh, ho, ho, silly boy, in my day we didn't have luxurious beds for our orgies, we did it in the barracks and were grateful". And Hux contemplates explaining but decides he'd rather owe one or more Rens extra cuddle time (they are very jealous, he has started running a tab) so said bureaucracy gets an infestation of Rens until Hux gets his emperor-sized bed.

okay yeah long title but it's actually moderately simple...sort of. Poe is a close friend of the Skywalker family and eventually introduces new boyfriend Hux to them. Hux meets Kylo and it's all snarky and blistering and eventual fucking. Skywalker family goes cold immediately to Kylo and Hux on Poe's behalf.

Bonus points if Hux and Poe broke up and Poe ran off with Finn and/or Rey so he can't tell the family that there was no homewrecking because he's off having a grand ol' time

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PROMPT POST #5 - CLOSED

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Kylo Ren, General Hux, Millicent - & The Spring of Drowned Cat

Re: FILL: Kylo/Hux, Calming the Hell Down

Re: Poe/Finn: thick thighs save lives

Kylo/Hux and Hux + Knights of Ren - They're all needy and attached to Hux

Re: kylo/hux, some classics over here, Hux Has No Chill™

General Hux, optional Kylux - Heir to the Empire

Re: Hux/Leia, love letters

Re: Finn/Poe- Rey is a horrible matchmaker

Kylux - Accidental Incest

Re: Hux/OT!Leia

Re: Kylo/Hux, Hux Sr, Resistance: His First and Finest Work

Re: Mitaka/(Hux), poss. Kylo/Mitaka(/Hux), guilty rape fantasy

Re: Kylo/Hux/Others - Slavery, bondage, chained together

Re: Finn/Poe, others/Poe: closet romantic

Re: Kylo/Hux and Hux + Knights of Ren - They're all needy and attached to Hux

Re: First Order Officers/Knights of Ren - Ren Wrangling Support Group

Re: [Gen or Kylux] Creepy Children's Games

Hux Sr/Hux(/mrs. hux?), tw incest, dubcon

Kylo/Hux: Love At First Sight

Re: [Poe/Finn] the commander's pick

Re: Kylo Ren, General Hux, Millicent - & The Spring of Drowned Cat

Red Dwarf AU

Re: Kylo Ren, General Hux, Millicent - & The Spring of Drowned Cat

Re: Kylo/Hux and Hux + Knights of Ren - They're all needy and attached to Hux

Kylux, previous Hux/Poe, Modern AU infidelity cw