I'm on board for Second Dad Best Dad Chewbacca, BUT have you considered the potential of Second Dad Overwhelmed Dad Chewbacca? One hairy arm full of screaming baby Ben (shitting himself like a champion) and the other holding a wailing ginger toddler ("shtop aqua fessing to dithorder!!") while Chewie warble-howls some frightening Wookiee lullaby (Lumpy's fave), and the kids cry even harder, so he howls even louder, the three of them a disharmonious cacophony of stress and frustration.

And the (latest) irate space gang that wanted revenge on Han Solo stops outside the Millennium Falcon, hears the madness coming from within, from the worst a cappella trio ever, and decides to come back another time.