Someone wrote in [community profile] tfa_kink 2016-03-19 03:50 pm (UTC)

Poe, Any/Any: Ask Hoe Dameron

Poe - friendly, trustworthy and sexually experienced like you wouldn't believe - is the Resistances's unofficial sex advice guy.

Want to know if getting cum in your eye can make you go blind? What are the best species for sating your oviposition fetish? Was your friend lying when she told you togruta vaginas are so acidic they can burn human dicks? Is it weird to fantasize about getting pissed on by the General? How can you prepare yourself before getting gangbanged by half a dozen wookies? And what should you do if you get Anakin Skywalker's lightsaber stuck in your boyfriend's ass?

Poe Dameron has the answers for you!

+ "Help me Poe Dameron, you're my only hope!"

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