Sort of 'parody/crack' to the situations where 'Poe volunteered to be (insert any dub-con/non-con words here) for the sake of saving his friends' & 'evil guys (insert any dub-con/non-con words here) Poe because he is just too pretty and sexy'.

It happens more than a few times already that whenever they are captured by the bad guys (space pirates, etc) they have to disguise Poe to be as ugly as f*ck or just knock him unconscious before he do some stupidly heroic dumb sh*t moves like volunteering to 'sacrifice' himself for the sake of his friends.