Someone wrote in [community profile] tfa_kink 2016-03-18 02:29 am (UTC)

Crack Jedi Abstinence Patrol

Based off this Ninja Sex Party song (Samurai Abstinence Patrol): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ4tuWnUFEE

So every single force sensitive person is having sex (Kylo and Hux, Poe and Finn, Rey and Jessica, Leia's had a KID with Han for goodness sake, Luke and Wedge, the Knights of Ren in whatever situation they have figured out, Snoke and his right hand) and a Jedi Abstinence Patrol had to travel to the future to put this whole having-sex-thing to an end.

No one's willing to give up sex. Cue the battle for boning.

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