Hux is a vampire and it's such a hassle. Not cool at all.
Vamp strength was useful back at the Academy but he preferred to outwit his rivals, still does, and "immortality" is only handy if you're stupid enough to constantly put yourself in mortal danger (he's not stupid) or you need several lifetimes to achieve your goals (he's already a General). So what does Hux get out of his grand vampire lineage? A shitload of inconvenient weaknesses and urges is what!
Give me Hux trying to do his damn job while living the vampire cliche struggle. Does the Resistance keep trying to throw space garlic and holy water in his undead face? Does Kylo? Does Hux sparkle in the sunlight? Is that why he built a thing that eats suns and shits death? When Hux is really getting into a speech is there a good chance he'll explode into a cloud of shrieking bats?
Maybe Hux gets all the sustenance he needs from secret blood-leaf tea or whatever, but to keep the crew motivated he starts a rumor that he feeds on underachievers. Maybe this backfires spectacularly because the crew are all thirsty wannabe thralls with intense blood kinks (wtfff Mitaka). Maybe important meetings are awkwardly held in the doorway to Kylo's quarters because Kylo just won't get the hint that he has to invite Hux in. Maybe Hux needs a fang root canal :c
Whatever you want, anon! Just, Hux is a vampire and his life is hard.
Hux/Any or gen, crack, Hux is a vampire
Vamp strength was useful back at the Academy but he preferred to outwit his rivals, still does, and "immortality" is only handy if you're stupid enough to constantly put yourself in mortal danger (he's not stupid) or you need several lifetimes to achieve your goals (he's already a General). So what does Hux get out of his grand vampire lineage? A shitload of inconvenient weaknesses and urges is what!
Give me Hux trying to do his damn job while living the vampire cliche struggle. Does the Resistance keep trying to throw space garlic and holy water in his undead face? Does Kylo? Does Hux sparkle in the sunlight? Is that why he built a thing that eats suns and shits death? When Hux is really getting into a speech is there a good chance he'll explode into a cloud of shrieking bats?
Maybe Hux gets all the sustenance he needs from secret blood-leaf tea or whatever, but to keep the crew motivated he starts a rumor that he feeds on underachievers. Maybe this backfires spectacularly because the crew are all thirsty wannabe thralls with intense blood kinks (wtfff Mitaka). Maybe important meetings are awkwardly held in the doorway to Kylo's quarters because Kylo just won't get the hint that he has to invite Hux in. Maybe Hux needs a fang root canal :c
Whatever you want, anon! Just, Hux is a vampire and his life is hard.