Ahaha, I'm imagining Finn and Poe stuck in a vent or something, trying to stay hidden and not crash through the ceiling when Ren and Hux throw each other into the room. "Shitshitshit! Oh good, they're fighting! They won't notice us. Hope they kill each other. Uhh... Oh? Oh my god. Oh no no no they aren't fighting. At all." "But he's choking-- Wait why is he crying now? Why'd he just call Hux 'Padme'??" Awkward silence that bleeds into a grudgingly impressed silence. "You can get a lot of... torque going when you're both over six feet, huh?"
Re: Poe/Finn commentary on Kylux (voyeurism)
Ahaha, I'm imagining Finn and Poe stuck in a vent or something, trying to stay hidden and not crash through the ceiling when Ren and Hux throw each other into the room. "Shitshitshit! Oh good, they're fighting! They won't notice us. Hope they kill each other. Uhh... Oh? Oh my god. Oh no no no they aren't fighting. At all." "But he's choking-- Wait why is he crying now? Why'd he just call Hux 'Padme'??" Awkward silence that bleeds into a grudgingly impressed silence. "You can get a lot of... torque going when you're both over six feet, huh?"