lmao the twice-daily ship-wide In Memorium montage transmission with black and white indentical portraits of fallen troopers and sad space piano playing in the background.

...DC-1185 (KYLO REN)... ...DC-1186 (KYLO REN)... ...DC-1187 (KYLO REN)...

*maintenance crew murmuring* "Oh yeah, DC squad had patrol outside Lord Ren's quarters."

...E8-G2 (KYLO REN)... ...E8-G4 (KYLO REN)... ...E8-G5 (KYLO REN)... ...E8-G9 (KYLO REN)...

"And then those poor service droids went to clean up the bodies."

...FN-2003 (KILLED IN ACTION: RESISTANCE SCUM)...

*troopers sniffling* "Aw, Slip." "It's better he died before he could see 2187 turn tRAITOR." "Too soon, Nines."

...KB-3023 (NATURAL CAUSES: THROWN OUT OF AIRLOCK)...

*technicians whispering* "I heard she jumped." "Oh shiiit!"

...Radar Technician Matt (MISSING, PRESUMED KILLED BY KYLO REN)

*command staff gossiping* "I'm, like, 90% sure Matt was Kylo Ren."

...Security console 54-F (KYLO REN)...

*ginger snapping* "Goddammit, Ren!"

...~After The Rain Comes The Rainbow~... ...Go back to work...