Poe is an angora sweater, the kind that hugs all your curves and feels like someone is lovingly stroking your skin every time you move. Finn is handmade woollen long underwear, warm and safe, but somehow still sexy and never itchy. Rey is a reversible sweater-vest with lots of secret pockets and hidden colour panels that only show when you move the right way. Leia is a snow-white crocheted lace shawl that doubles handily as a garrotte when necessary. Han is the fugliest Christmas sweater ever, with misshapen reindeer and plum puddings and all the wrong colours, the one that's so offensively ugly it comes back around the other side and is fucking adorable. Chewie is some beaded fringed bright orange 60's style long vest thing. BB8 is a bobblehat.

Kylo is a black-and-silver-threads eyelash scarf that is either scratches you or strangles you but it's soooo fashionable you find yourself wearing it everywhere. Hux is a black and red headband/earwarmer that you wouldn't think goes with anything but you find pairing with the eyelash scarf and a multitude of other knitwear and not quite understanding why. Phasma is chainmail, and no one's going to dispute that chainmail is technically not knitwear, because Phasma.