"Look, if you can spell 'BASS' you're in. We're desperate! We'll take anyone!" "Nines." "Oh ffff-! Lord Ren?! Uh, yes? Sir?" "You are looking for a bass player." "Ohhh... No. No sir I am not." "Yes." "No no." "Yes. "Nope." "Yes you are. "No sir. Sorry sir." "YES YOU ARE." "YES I AM." "YOU WILL LET MATT THE RADAR TECHNICIAN JOIN YOUR BAND." "I WILL LET MATT THE RADAR TECH-" "MATT IS MUSICALLY GIFTED. HIS INSENSITIVE PARENTS DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HIS TALENT." "MATT IS MUSICALLY GIFTED-" "A BUDDY OF MINE SAW MATT PLAYING BASS. HE SAID MATT WAS STRAIGHT-UP KILLING THAT SHIT. THAT HE WAS SHREDDING." "A BUDDY OF-- wait, you have a buddy?" "..." *cough* "Matt would like three bass solos." "Uh, can you tell Matt we don't really have any bass solos in our set? Sir?" "YOU WILL PUT BASS SOLOS IN ALL OF YOUR SONGS AND YOU WILL GIVE THE SOLOS TO MATT." "Aw what!?" "N-not that he wants to be a Solo ...ist." "Sir, please--" "Dismissed."
Re: Gen - Talent Night on Starkiller Base
"Nines."
"Oh ffff-! Lord Ren?! Uh, yes? Sir?"
"You are looking for a bass player."
"Ohhh... No. No sir I am not."
"Yes."
"No no."
"Yes.
"Nope."
"Yes you are.
"No sir. Sorry sir."
"YES YOU ARE."
"YES I AM."
"YOU WILL LET MATT THE RADAR TECHNICIAN JOIN YOUR BAND."
"I WILL LET MATT THE RADAR TECH-"
"MATT IS MUSICALLY GIFTED. HIS INSENSITIVE PARENTS DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HIS TALENT."
"MATT IS MUSICALLY GIFTED-"
"A BUDDY OF MINE SAW MATT PLAYING BASS. HE SAID MATT WAS STRAIGHT-UP KILLING THAT SHIT. THAT HE WAS SHREDDING."
"A BUDDY OF-- wait, you have a buddy?"
"..."
*cough*
"Matt would like three bass solos."
"Uh, can you tell Matt we don't really have any bass solos in our set? Sir?"
"YOU WILL PUT BASS SOLOS IN ALL OF YOUR SONGS AND YOU WILL GIVE THE SOLOS TO MATT."
"Aw what!?"
"N-not that he wants to be a Solo ...ist."
"Sir, please--"
"Dismissed."
"Fuck you, FN-2187. Goddamn."