Someone wrote in [community profile] tfa_kink 2016-03-04 10:53 am (UTC)

Re: Hux/Kylo, Hux/Ben, arranged marriage (reposted due to anon making original prompt too wordy)

WEDDING OF THE CENTURY TBH

It could be like those old-school royal weddings where there are two ceremonies, one performed in each of their home territories according to their "local customs." The First Order would use it as an excuse to have a fascist military parade and give frightening speeches about matrimonial duty; the couple swear their vows in an austere chamber prooooobably made out of up-cycled skulls. The newlyweds exit beneath a grand saber arch and a dozen pure-white doves are released... into some carbonite. The dove 'ornaments' are presented to the couple as a parting gift. New Imperial Bride Holozine calls it "romantic af."

THEN IT'S A QUICK SHUTTLE RIDE TO ENDOR

"Sorry, what? We have to dance in the woods with some teddy bears? Am I having a stroke?"
"SHUT UP, HUX! IT WAS MY MOTHER'S IDEA." *throws a frozen bird at him*

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