Some planet, somewhere, has an ecosystem that is dying. Crops are failing. Everybody got space dysentery. Whatever.
They believe the only way to heal the planet is through an ancient Force sex rite. This used to not be a problem, what with all the Jedi running about, but now it's a bit more of a hassle. Who are they gonna call now?
Rey, only part of the way through her training, has to go do the do with the high priest of the planet's Force church? Does she get to bring a friend as a proxy instead? Is it even better if the dark and light metaphorically/literally mate to bring fertility back to the earth? Could this be a way to broker a treaty between the remnants of the First Order and the Republic by making Rey and Kylo Ren do the horizontal space tango? I'M JUST THE PROMPTER YOU DECIDE MY FRIEND
(although the prompt is cracky, feel free to take this as seriously as you desire, dear author.)
Ancient Force Fertility Ritual (spoiler alert it's the sex)
They believe the only way to heal the planet is through an ancient Force sex rite. This used to not be a problem, what with all the Jedi running about, but now it's a bit more of a hassle. Who are they gonna call now?
Rey, only part of the way through her training, has to go do the do with the high priest of the planet's Force church? Does she get to bring a friend as a proxy instead? Is it even better if the dark and light metaphorically/literally mate to bring fertility back to the earth? Could this be a way to broker a treaty between the remnants of the First Order and the Republic by making Rey and Kylo Ren do the horizontal space tango? I'M JUST THE PROMPTER YOU DECIDE MY FRIEND
(although the prompt is cracky, feel free to take this as seriously as you desire, dear author.)