picturing Poe as a shorter version of Carrot tbh (so nice it's almost terrifying), with Watch Commander Organa (who is just plain terrifying). they're after the dog since it' carrying in it's mouth a letter and map that it stole.
oh and Finn as a former member of the assassins guild, who fled during his final exam when he found he couldn't kill his target. when his fellow assassins come after him, they're fought off by rey (easily cause everyone knows assassins always fight according to rigid honourable rules and Rey? she fights dirty as hell) (she also might be a witch)
all the first order peeps are with the assassins guild, tho Kylo used to be a student at the unseen university until the guilmaster Lord Snoke recruited him. (the rules don't specifically ban wizards but everyone still thinks it's very Improper.) Phasma keeps getting told off for wearing a suit of armour on her jobs instead of the traditional black so she compromises with a black cloak (the armour works against her when finn and rey knock her into the river ankh and the weight makes her the first person to actually properly drown in it in years)
the city hasn't had a patrician since Evil Lord Sidious ('wow' they all thought after his death 'we really shouldn't have elected someone with a name like that. i mean, bit obvious he was gonna be evil right.') was killed during the Glorious Revolution At Endor Street. no one can agree on a new one, so Commander Organa and Lord Snoke have been duking it out politically (and in the streets) over the leadership of the city for years.
and I wish I had any skills at writing at all, goddamn.
Re: gen or finn/rey/poe, the discworld au nobody asked for
oh and Finn as a former member of the assassins guild, who fled during his final exam when he found he couldn't kill his target. when his fellow assassins come after him, they're fought off by rey (easily cause everyone knows assassins always fight according to rigid honourable rules and Rey? she fights dirty as hell) (she also might be a witch)
all the first order peeps are with the assassins guild, tho Kylo used to be a student at the unseen university until the guilmaster Lord Snoke recruited him. (the rules don't specifically ban wizards but everyone still thinks it's very Improper.) Phasma keeps getting told off for wearing a suit of armour on her jobs instead of the traditional black so she compromises with a black cloak (the armour works against her when finn and rey knock her into the river ankh and the weight makes her the first person to actually properly drown in it in years)
the city hasn't had a patrician since Evil Lord Sidious ('wow' they all thought after his death 'we really shouldn't have elected someone with a name like that. i mean, bit obvious he was gonna be evil right.') was killed during the Glorious Revolution At Endor Street. no one can agree on a new one, so Commander Organa and Lord Snoke have been duking it out politically (and in the streets) over the leadership of the city for years.
and I wish I had any skills at writing at all, goddamn.