So Luke wrote a long-running smut series about his sister? I mean, it's a step up from making out with her, but only barely, and that step is on an escalator of dysfunction ever-descending towards the dank basement of hilarious awkwardness. So I'm not opposed...

However, according to my research *brandishes unrelated papers, subtly closes wookieepedia tab* the Wookiees have 150 words for WOOD, which means they would have a natural aptitude for terrible erection allusions, and indeed the entire romance genre!

*SLAMS MONEY ON THE TABLE* Put it all on Tall, Dark and Hairy.