Finn and Poe have Hux cornered, cut off from his troops in a weird old temple ruin. Kylo interrupts before they can take him prisoner, and it's looking grim WHEN SUDDENLY sexy deux ex machina happen and they're all really more interested in fucking than fighting.

+ Rey and Phasma are duking it out elsewhere and keeping their heads in the game unlike SOME PEOPLE
+ their comms are set to broadcast, so both the First Order and the Resistance get the whole show in technicolor