I thought that you were going to say he got in a fight with trout.

Completely tangentially, this reminds me of the fish and wildlife officer who caught several night time poachers by getting into a wetsuit and swimming upstream with the salmon. He then caught the fishermen's lures and tugged and splashed several times so that they were screaming "we got a big one, we got a big one!!" as he emerged from the stream to write them citations...

Anyhow, just glad someone's brought up the crazy suspenders et alia.