Someone wrote in [community profile] tfa_kink 2016-02-27 05:07 am (UTC)

Kylo/Hux MINI FILL

In the four years that Hux had been the cafe manager at the Barnes & Noble cafe, he had never encountered any other barista as terrible as Kylo Ren.

Kylo never followed the ingredient proportions indicated in the recipes. Kylo put the croissants on the bottom rack of the oven, so that when the dough rose it got stuck to the upper racks and ruined the croissant. Kylo made dark roast in the pot for blonde roast and didn't bother to fix it. Kylo was incapable of shutting down and cleaning the cafe in the allotted 30 minutes after closing. Kylo never participated in the "Upsize" and "Add a Shot" competitions. Kylo left bits of egg from the Farmer's wrap to scorch on the TurboChef. Kylo always forgot to double-bag the trash cans. Kylo let the soup boil over. Kylo poured soy milk into the dairy steaming pitchers. Kylo never smiled at customers. Kylo glared at customers. Kylo blatantly insulted customers. Kylo actually screamed at customers who tried to use a Starbucks card to pay for their order.

Kylo Ren had only two redeeming factors.
1. He made the best lattes that Hux had ever tasted
2. He would happily suck Hux off for the entirety of his thirty minute lunch break

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