Ummm, not OP, but I fucking loved that! Exactly the kind of mean-on-the-outside still-mean-on-the-inside-but-also-adorably-stupid crack I live for. Holy shit, I sort of hate that you went anon because I want to read everything else you've written. Fave lines:
“Lost your tentacle girls holos, did you?” asked Kylo. * “Don’t tell me they’ve diagnosed whatever horrible condition makes you the way you are.” * It felt like bitter poison, but he had to say it: “Thank you.”
Please don't hesitate to write more about asshole space cats or about Hux and Kylo being secret best-frenemies.
Re: Gen or Hux/Kylo: Millicent died on Starkiller
“Lost your tentacle girls holos, did you?” asked Kylo.
*
“Don’t tell me they’ve diagnosed whatever horrible condition makes you the way you are.”
*
It felt like bitter poison, but he had to say it: “Thank you.”
Please don't hesitate to write more about asshole space cats or about Hux and Kylo being secret best-frenemies.