This continues to be the very best thing. Oh my god, Poe's escape from Starkiller re-imagined as an estate agent sneaking out of a lemon property is just magical. MAGICAL.
There’s even that really deep wine cellar, for when Ren finally cracks and tells Hux he’s got a nice Amontillado in the back.
FUCKING AMAZING. There's nothing to worry about though, Kylo would probably take too long sourcing the right bricks and then agonize over how to arrange them in a modern gothic aesthetic -- while Hux scoffs critically the whole time, "For the love of god, Ren."
Re: House Flippers AU [7/?]
There’s even that really deep wine cellar, for when Ren finally cracks and tells Hux he’s got a nice Amontillado in the back.
FUCKING AMAZING. There's nothing to worry about though, Kylo would probably take too long sourcing the right bricks and then agonize over how to arrange them in a modern gothic aesthetic -- while Hux scoffs critically the whole time, "For the love of god, Ren."