Requester!Anon and my eyes are full of hearts and stars~ (This is amazing!!)
Just a few of the things I loved:
“I’m not paying you -- in experience -- to learn that most marital disputes are about money”
Hux, being both sarcastic and completely honest about his penny –pinching and terrible martial dynamic. Jeeze, hope Rey at least gets lunch out of driving all over and dealing with these two.
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“…rearranged the remaining bottles so there were an even six in the front”
Because the world is sadly lacking in order. Hehehe.
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“And then,” said Kylo, “Hux will end the evening doing his nightly Scrooge McDuck backstroke in the pool of pennies he’s saved by limiting our creative resources, while the cat and I share a tin of Fancy Feast.”
“You’ll be lucky,” said Hux, “if it is Fancy Feast.”
Hux is right, cat food can be very expensive. I notice he didn’t deny any of that though. Probably knows a lost cost cause.
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“I hope you don’t lose that eye,” said Rey. “It could get infected really easily. Cats get their claws in litterboxes, and who knows what’s at the vet. And Millicent walks on Hux and Ren’s sex sheets all the time.”
“Please help me get the cat in the crate,” said Finn, his voice breaking.
Stay strong Finn. The crazy is only partially communicable.
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“because if someone didn’t keep an arm on the cat crate, Millicent could move it around the car and possibly influence Finn’s steering.”
Poor Millicent.
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Actual first name General Hux
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“That explains ... something,” said Finn. When he stopped at a red light, Millicent stretched a paw out from the crate and raked his hand. He looked at her sympathetically.
He doesn’t know legs from arms but he recognizes a fellow victim of the Kylux cyclone.
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Finn and Rey have each other’s backs and aren’t above lying to their employers to try to avert trouble for themselves, Millicent, and possibly for the spouses themselves. (or at least the last 2 plates) Except whatever will those two do when they’re not arguing?
Re: Fill: House Flippers AU [4/?]
Requester!Anon and my eyes are full of hearts and stars~ (This is amazing!!)
Just a few of the things I loved:
“I’m not paying you -- in experience -- to learn that most marital disputes are about money”
Hux, being both sarcastic and completely honest about his penny –pinching and terrible martial dynamic. Jeeze, hope Rey at least gets lunch out of driving all over and dealing with these two.
*
“…rearranged the remaining bottles so there were an even six in the front”
Because the world is sadly lacking in order. Hehehe.
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“And then,” said Kylo, “Hux will end the evening doing his nightly Scrooge McDuck backstroke in the pool of pennies he’s saved by limiting our creative resources, while the cat and I share a tin of Fancy Feast.”
“You’ll be lucky,” said Hux, “if it is Fancy Feast.”
Hux is right, cat food can be very expensive. I notice he didn’t deny any of that though. Probably knows a lost
costcause.*
“I hope you don’t lose that eye,” said Rey. “It could get infected really easily. Cats get their claws in litterboxes, and who knows what’s at the vet. And Millicent walks on Hux and Ren’s sex sheets all the time.”
“Please help me get the cat in the crate,” said Finn, his voice breaking.
Stay strong Finn. The crazy is only partially communicable.
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“because if someone didn’t keep an arm on the cat crate, Millicent could move it around the car and possibly influence Finn’s steering.”
Poor Millicent.
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Actual first name General Hux
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“That explains ... something,” said Finn. When he stopped at a red light, Millicent stretched a paw out from the crate and raked his hand. He looked at her sympathetically.
He doesn’t know legs from arms but he recognizes a fellow victim of the Kylux cyclone.
*
Finn and Rey have each other’s backs and aren’t above lying to their employers to try to avert trouble for themselves, Millicent, and possibly for the spouses themselves. (or at least the last 2 plates) Except whatever will those two do when they’re not arguing?
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“TBC”
There is hope for more! I am dancing with glee.
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