LMAO that was perfect, almost too accurate, the twitter slap fight in particular was some "I have lived this" shit.

Excellent LEAVING THE INTERNET FOREVER flounce post from Kylo at the end there, he'll be back in two weeks (because he owes it to his TRUE friends, haters step off!!) in direct defiance of the unread emails and his own better judgement telling him not to.

*KUDOS*