It was a rare day when Kylo wasn't being restrained or scolded by Hux.
It was an ever rarer one when Phasma got to see Kylo try to keep Hux from pulling his blaster on one of the Stormtroopers. They were expendable, but WE-199189 was a very competent leader and good at keeping morale up, so it would be better to keep him alive.
"Sir, I'm sorry that my unverbification of the word 'dying'-" WE-199189 ducked as the blaster went off, Kylo grabbing onto Hux by the wrists and yanking the ginger man backwards.
"Unverbification?!" Hux yelled, face contorted in rage. "You described the enemy forces as being 'possessing great mossy ferniness'!"
"Because they were green and had no concept of reaction time, sir. They were actually like the living incarnativity of plaid-"
Hux lunged at the man. Kylo grabbed him with the Force and, with a swipe of his hand, knocked him out cold. After a moment of total silence, the heir to Vader's legacy groaned and gently pulled Hux into his arms to carry him off. As he did so, he called out over his shoulder to the Stormtrooper, "Try not to be so whateverly with your report next time."
Minifill, sort of Kylux - That's Not How Language Works
It was an ever rarer one when Phasma got to see Kylo try to keep Hux from pulling his blaster on one of the Stormtroopers. They were expendable, but WE-199189 was a very competent leader and good at keeping morale up, so it would be better to keep him alive.
"Sir, I'm sorry that my unverbification of the word 'dying'-" WE-199189 ducked as the blaster went off, Kylo grabbing onto Hux by the wrists and yanking the ginger man backwards.
"Unverbification?!" Hux yelled, face contorted in rage. "You described the enemy forces as being 'possessing great mossy ferniness'!"
"Because they were green and had no concept of reaction time, sir. They were actually like the living incarnativity of plaid-"
Hux lunged at the man. Kylo grabbed him with the Force and, with a swipe of his hand, knocked him out cold. After a moment of total silence, the heir to Vader's legacy groaned and gently pulled Hux into his arms to carry him off. As he did so, he called out over his shoulder to the Stormtrooper, "Try not to be so whateverly with your report next time."