OP here: totally dug this! The end with them trying to one-up each other delighted me—droid or not, Hux is still a dick. You are a delight and your droid is a delight and your Ren is a delight, ALL IS FORGIVEN re: lack of filthy man-on-artificial-man-sex
"As he waited he realized that Hux blinked at exact intervals." <3 <3 <3
Re: FILL: droid!Hux, no sex because I'm terrible
"As he waited he realized that Hux blinked at exact intervals." <3 <3 <3