OP here, and thank you for that image! XD I read your comment aloud to my friend, who then proceeded to dictate this response:
A twist on The Wedding Singer.
"She answered the door wearing nothing but my Van Halen T-shirt," Phasma said. She took a slow sip of her drink before finishing her story in the same flat tone. "So I incapacitated her, took my shirt, and left. I didn't see my ex at all."
(That took too long to type. My hands were shaking.)
Re: Any, How does each character get things back from an ex?
A twist on The Wedding Singer.
"She answered the door wearing nothing but my Van Halen T-shirt," Phasma said. She took a slow sip of her drink before finishing her story in the same flat tone. "So I incapacitated her, took my shirt, and left. I didn't see my ex at all."
(That took too long to type. My hands were shaking.)