Everything thinks that General Organa is bedding Poe Dameron. He's her type, right? A handsome, adventurous pilot who worships the ground she walks on. And Poe's crush on the General isn't a secret.

Actually, Leia is carrying on a clandestine affair with her aide and personal secretary, Brendol Hux. He's skinny, can barely fire a blaster, and very easily stressed out--but he's a sarcastic dick who isn't afraid to argue with her or make fun of people she hates.