Okay, so full disclosure, I started this in the hospital while on morphine last week, and only after I got home and typed the rest of it out did I think about the fact that maybe you wanted something serious and not crack! In which case, I'm sorry. But maybe you will enjoy it a little anyway.

So...basically this is Finn giving birth. I present to you:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6019942