This is unlikely to ever go anywhere. I meant for it to be Finn/Poe, with Finn not being as clueless about sex as Poe expected him to be.
Contrary to popular belief, Finn’s not actually clueless about sex. He knows what they—the people on the Resistance base—think about stormtroopers, what they think about people like Finn. He can practically hear the condescending pity dripping off them like droplets of rain in a bucket, at times. Like he’s some poor, uninformed, virginal baby ’trooper who’s never so much as had another person’s hand on his dick.
Finn’s had hands on his dick, thank you very much. Plenty of them, in fact. Mouths too. Even tentacles—but once, only once.
It’s—it’s all the other stuff that’s kind of foreign to him.
Most of the people he now calls his friends and allies would probably be shocked to hear the First Order actually has a pretty robust sex education program. Once stormtroopers hit puberty, or somewhere close to it, they’re put in groups and subjugated to holovids of General Hux explaining what it is their bodies are doing.
(If Finn can go the rest of his life without having to hear Hux say gonads in that angry whisper of his for the rest of his life, he’ll die a very happy man.)
Sometimes there are presentations. Once there was even—Finn shudders at the memory—an in-class demonstration.
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Contrary to popular belief, Finn’s not actually clueless about sex. He knows what they—the people on the Resistance base—think about stormtroopers, what they think about people like Finn. He can practically hear the condescending pity dripping off them like droplets of rain in a bucket, at times. Like he’s some poor, uninformed, virginal baby ’trooper who’s never so much as had another person’s hand on his dick.
Finn’s had hands on his dick, thank you very much. Plenty of them, in fact. Mouths too. Even tentacles—but once, only once.
It’s—it’s all the other stuff that’s kind of foreign to him.
Most of the people he now calls his friends and allies would probably be shocked to hear the First Order actually has a pretty robust sex education program. Once stormtroopers hit puberty, or somewhere close to it, they’re put in groups and subjugated to holovids of General Hux explaining what it is their bodies are doing.
(If Finn can go the rest of his life without having to hear Hux say gonads in that angry whisper of his for the rest of his life, he’ll die a very happy man.)
Sometimes there are presentations. Once there was even—Finn shudders at the memory—an in-class demonstration.