Poe learns that the Resistance has started marketing merchandise with the pilots' images on them in order to boost morale/recruit new blood. He's not impressed. Especially when he has to put aside precious time for promotional photoshoots and/or commercials...

Then imagine his surprise when he learns his face is now on a yogurt tube...

OP is happy with gen or Poe/whoever (has a strong preference for Poe/Finn but isn't picky). Just no Poe/Rey or Poe/Kylo for this one, please, thanks!