The show wasn’t too hard to find on the datanet. First Order Days was extremely popular among planets and peoples controlled by the organization, after all. There were tons of fan sites dedicated to it, and entire sites devoted to writing fan-created storylines for UL-5993 and the dashingly handsome Captain Rockon. For people outside of the ranks of the Stormtroopers, there seemed to be a huge desire to either see UL-5993 and Captain Rockon end up together, or to see Captain Rockon bed his adorable, slightly roguish second-in-command GD-6822. Although there was a fair amount of people who enjoyed the idea of UL-5993 and GD-6922 having cute babies with mops of sandy hair. Finn was careful to avoid those forums though, they tended to be full of spoilers.
Finally, though, he found the download link. And yes, there were all the episodes he’d missed since defecting! Finn now had several hours of entertainment awaiting him.
But he could never, ever let any of his new friends know about his addiction to the show. The way the Resistance was portrayed was, frankly, ridiculously offensive, and he now knew that there wasn’t a Stormtrooper alive who was as pure and noble as the characters on the show. It would really hurt his new friends to see themselves portrayed as sexually menacing degenerates led by a dirty old woman who kept tentacle monsters as pets and occasionally let them loose on her subordinates- who enjoyed the squirmy slimy sex that the creatures provided.
Of course, the universe hated Finn.
Barely ten seconds into the holovid, Poe Dameron barged into the room, right as the nameless Resistance pilot laughed and began cutting off the poor captured UL-5993. “I’m going to fuck you so hard you’ll be begging me to let you join up with us! I’m going to turn you into my own personal pet, would you like that, little Stormtrooper?” the evil pilot laughed as UL-5993 thrashed about in her bonds, trying to shy away from the knife cutting away everything protecting her modesty.
“Finn? What the hell are you watching?” Poe asked, slightly alarmed at the dialogue coming from the holovid. Finn scrambled to find the remote and pause the video, managing to do so and pausing right as the villainous pilot leaned in to lick away the tears threatening to fall from his captive’s eyes.
Poe was watching the screen with some mixture of fascination and revulsion. “What the hell are you watching?” he reiterated. Then, he got a good look at the guy playing the evil pilot- dark eyes, tanned skin, and a mop of curly dark hair. “Wait a minute, is that supposed to be me?”
“Um…” was all Finn managed to say.
“And what am I doing to that girl!? Seriously Finn, what is this?!”
“Uh… well, it’s a holodrama that the First Order produces. It’s called First Order Days. Everyone watched it, it came on weekly- we had a schedule, we would swap shifts so that everyone got to watch it when it first aired right away,” Finn tried to explain. “It’s about Captain Rockon’s squadron- he’s one of the main characters. There’s his second-in-command, a guy named GD-6922, and this girl- UL-5993. She’s sweet and innocent and cute and loyal to the First Order, and she’s been captured after the evil Resistance pilot killed the rest of her squadron. He would have killed her too, but she took her helmet off to give one of her comrades the oxygen it had after his was ruptured. The pilot saw her, and took her. He tried to get information from her, but she tried to bite her tongue off. And now he’s decided he’s going to get his information another way.” Finn realized with a sinking feeling that his explanation wasn’t helping the situation any.
“By… raping her?”
“Oh no, not at all,” Finn said quickly. “He’ll probably just grope her, menace her, lick her, things like that. He won’t get that far, Captain Rockon or someone will come and save her.”
“Is this really how you guys saw us?” Poe asked, eyeing the still image with some distaste. Finn winced.
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Finally, though, he found the download link. And yes, there were all the episodes he’d missed since defecting! Finn now had several hours of entertainment awaiting him.
But he could never, ever let any of his new friends know about his addiction to the show. The way the Resistance was portrayed was, frankly, ridiculously offensive, and he now knew that there wasn’t a Stormtrooper alive who was as pure and noble as the characters on the show. It would really hurt his new friends to see themselves portrayed as sexually menacing degenerates led by a dirty old woman who kept tentacle monsters as pets and occasionally let them loose on her subordinates- who enjoyed the squirmy slimy sex that the creatures provided.
Of course, the universe hated Finn.
Barely ten seconds into the holovid, Poe Dameron barged into the room, right as the nameless Resistance pilot laughed and began cutting off the poor captured UL-5993. “I’m going to fuck you so hard you’ll be begging me to let you join up with us! I’m going to turn you into my own personal pet, would you like that, little Stormtrooper?” the evil pilot laughed as UL-5993 thrashed about in her bonds, trying to shy away from the knife cutting away everything protecting her modesty.
“Finn? What the hell are you watching?” Poe asked, slightly alarmed at the dialogue coming from the holovid. Finn scrambled to find the remote and pause the video, managing to do so and pausing right as the villainous pilot leaned in to lick away the tears threatening to fall from his captive’s eyes.
Poe was watching the screen with some mixture of fascination and revulsion. “What the hell are you watching?” he reiterated. Then, he got a good look at the guy playing the evil pilot- dark eyes, tanned skin, and a mop of curly dark hair. “Wait a minute, is that supposed to be me?”
“Um…” was all Finn managed to say.
“And what am I doing to that girl!? Seriously Finn, what is this?!”
“Uh… well, it’s a holodrama that the First Order produces. It’s called First Order Days. Everyone watched it, it came on weekly- we had a schedule, we would swap shifts so that everyone got to watch it when it first aired right away,” Finn tried to explain. “It’s about Captain Rockon’s squadron- he’s one of the main characters. There’s his second-in-command, a guy named GD-6922, and this girl- UL-5993. She’s sweet and innocent and cute and loyal to the First Order, and she’s been captured after the evil Resistance pilot killed the rest of her squadron. He would have killed her too, but she took her helmet off to give one of her comrades the oxygen it had after his was ruptured. The pilot saw her, and took her. He tried to get information from her, but she tried to bite her tongue off. And now he’s decided he’s going to get his information another way.” Finn realized with a sinking feeling that his explanation wasn’t helping the situation any.
“By… raping her?”
“Oh no, not at all,” Finn said quickly. “He’ll probably just grope her, menace her, lick her, things like that. He won’t get that far, Captain Rockon or someone will come and save her.”
“Is this really how you guys saw us?” Poe asked, eyeing the still image with some distaste. Finn winced.