In adolescence, the Solo twins get uppity/sulky/obnoxious. Lots of rebellious bad decisions, things they’re lucky to have survived, visits to medical to patch up the results/dose the STDs, etc. Leia is worried and mad, and can’t manage to drum any sense into their heads. Han decides to give them a taste of their own medicine, and regales them with tales of how he and Leia got together, did the do, etc. Being The Cool Parent (and also a sly bastard) he gets them just drunk enough beforehand that they can't quite escape once they catch on to what’s happening. Mentions are made of how, though they are definitely his kids, Uncle Luke might have helped with their conception. Also, more information on Force assisted sex than they wanted to hear from their father, or about their mother and uncle.
+1 for: Kylo is mortified. Ben is… intrigued about the practical applications.
Twins Kylo/Ben (& Leia/Han/Luke) Han: Still Got It
In adolescence, the Solo twins get uppity/sulky/obnoxious. Lots of rebellious bad decisions, things they’re lucky to have survived, visits to medical to patch up the results/dose the STDs, etc. Leia is worried and mad, and can’t manage to drum any sense into their heads. Han decides to give them a taste of their own medicine, and regales them with tales of how he and Leia got together, did the do, etc. Being The Cool Parent (and also a sly bastard) he gets them just drunk enough beforehand that they can't quite escape once they catch on to what’s happening. Mentions are made of how, though they are definitely his kids, Uncle Luke might have helped with their conception. Also, more information on Force assisted sex than they wanted to hear from their father, or about their mother and uncle.
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Kylo is mortified. Ben is… intrigued about the practical applications.